What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars Bar!
A Mars Bar!
What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato?
You better Ketchup!
You better Ketchup!
If a tomato is a fruit
Is ketchup a jam?
Is ketchup a jam?
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
Because he saw the salad dressing.
Mushroom walks into a bar, bartender says, “Hey you can’t drink here.”
Mushroom says, "Why not, I am a Fun-gi!"
Mushroom says, “Why not, I am a Fun-gi!”
