Mushroom walks into a bar, bartender says, “Hey you can’t drink here.”
Mushroom says, "Why not, I am a Fun-gi!"
Mushroom says, “Why not, I am a Fun-gi!”
Mushroom says, “Why not, I am a Fun-gi!”
A coconut with a cold.
A pickle wearing a tuxedo.
Because he was on a roll.
A box of quackers.